Take a chill pill, Chinese state media. This is not the Oxford Dictionary.

Take a chill pill, Chinese state media. This is not the Oxford Dictionary.

chauvinistsushi:

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

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ruinedchildhood:

GUYS I SEE IT,  I SEE THE BLOODMOON

ruinedchildhood:

GUYS I SEE IT,  I SEE THE BLOODMOON

“Bye bye my X!
I maked new guy!
Now you are alone!”
T-shirt Chinglish sighting of the day

I wish we could go back to simpler times where, instead of Heartbleed, computer bugs worked like this.

Belated photos, but Japan is magical.