Punishment

Today, I got in trouble with the Chinese police. But don’t worry, the story isn’t actually that exciting. 

It’s rather pathetic actually — I forgot to check in with my local Police Station immediately after arriving in Shanghai. Without official documentation from the police, I can’t renew my visa.

I only discovered my stupid mistake after arriving at the station on Sunday to get some paperwork. The stern-looking officer at Window 5 refused to hand any of it over. Instead, he gave me a queue ticket with a phone number and the name “Zhou” scribbled on the back. I was told to call Zhou during the week to schedule an appointment.

“But why do I need to speak to Zhou? ” I asked. “Can’t I just get the forms now?” 

“No,” the officer replied. “You need to get punishment first.”

The word “punishment” made me fear the worst. Would I be thrown in a back room and interrogated for three hours? I’d heard of it happening to expats before

Luckily for me, “punishment” just ended up being a 300 RMB ($50 fine), lots of paperwork and a DMV-like experience at 8:30 in the morning. A slight inconvenience.

It won’t happen again, China. I promise.

in-love-with-movies:

Catch Me If You Can (USA - Canada, 2002)

One of my favorite Leo films.

Fun with the Mitt Romney app

Fun with the Mitt Romney app

"I read somewhere that radio waves just keep traveling outwards, flying into the universe with eternal vibrations. Sometime before I die I think I’ll find a microphone and climb to the top of a radio tower. I’ll take a deep breath and close my eyes because it will start to rain right when I reach the top. Hello, I’ll say to outer space, this is my card."

Marina Keegan.

Backstory: Keegan was a really talented writer who was killed in a car crash this weekend, just five days after graduating from Yale. Browsing through some of her columns on the Yale Daily News site, you’ll see she had some amazing insights and brilliant prose. Hard to believe she was only 22. Tragic.

Story of my life.

Story of my life.

Yes, Google. Why this ad?

Yes, Google. Why this ad?

nationalpost:

Graphic: A chronicle of all of the lives claimed by Mount EverestAfter four mountain climbers died in what is being called a “traffic jam” on Mount Everest, the National Post looks at the death toll inflicted on those attempting to get to the world’s highest point.Related:Canadian woman’s body recovered on Mount Everest by Sherpas

Morbid. But sweet infographic nonetheless.

nationalpost:

Graphic: A chronicle of all of the lives claimed by Mount Everest
After four mountain climbers died in what is being called a “traffic jam” on Mount Everest, the National Post looks at the death toll inflicted on those attempting to get to the world’s highest point.

Related:
Canadian woman’s body recovered on Mount Everest by Sherpas

Morbid. But sweet infographic nonetheless.

(via ilovecharts)

Boldest statement I’ve ever seen on a notebook #chinglish #china (Taken with instagram)

Boldest statement I’ve ever seen on a notebook #chinglish #china (Taken with instagram)

Ok, last stock image related post, I promise. But I just had to say: there’s a reason this guy is alone at a baseball game.

Ok, last stock image related post, I promise. But I just had to say: there’s a reason this guy is alone at a baseball game.